the insanity of ratna
Monday, October 20, 2008 x 7:06 PM
ratna and i finally decided to go to citraland today (artha gading was too far), and so craziness begannn....
okay so we're never quite that normal when it's just the two of us together. two weird brains clicking will lead to --> android face, roti prata, *laughs* hmmhhmmmhhmmhmhmhmm, wide eyes + crazy beam, bobbing head.
no you don't have to get it =D
first event: fun city
we scoured the place looking for game centres!!! for the sake of finding ddr machines. they all just have pump it up :S who the hell plays pump it up?!?!? well a lot of people. but why!?!? ddr is sooo much better. when you play PIU your legs have to constantly be kept apart (ngangkang) and it looks friggin idiotic.
second event: hokben
we were quietly eating when suddenly!!! oh-god-so-suddenly, ratna screaaaaamed "SAN!!!!!" in this high pitched voice! swish!!!! all heads turned to look at us. and she burst out laughing while i stared at her, shocked.
third event: gramedia
a crappy music was playing in one of the displays. and what did our crazy friend do?
ratna: (in a very audible voice) jelek banget sih musiknya. matiin aja de!!!
[such crappy music. turn it off!]
i forgot the exact words but yeah, something like that. and a few seconds later, the music stopped.
fourth event: pads
you know those machines in the female bathroom selling pads? todaay we (or rather, ratna and i watched) tried it out. insert a rp 500 coin, press the button and pooofff, the bright pink box pops out of the small compartment at the bottom of the machine.
after taking a picture of ratna posing with the box in front of the machine (and disturbing an annoying-looking lady in the process), we walked out of the toilet, ratna still holding on to the bright pink box. oh the picture was taken with ratna's camera and she absolutely refuses to send it to me (pure laziness), so i can't post it here.
anyways, in front of a group of innocent passing-by guys:
ratna: (again, very audible) nah orang orang pada bingung dah liat gw bawa2 softex.
[people will be confused seeing me carry around pads]
fifth event: hop hop
the seller was darn flirty =.= when serving us our drinks, he replaced the word "cappucino" with "cappucinta" [cinta = love].
there was this lottery thing where we had to fill in our names, phone number and also something we want to confide (curhat). it began something like: aku mau curhat nih... [i want to confide something...] and we had to fill in the rest.
the end results: aku mau curhat nih... tapi aku malu. abis abang penjual hop2 liatin... nih sebenernya ya... ga jadi de, malu...
[i want to confide something... but i'm shy. 'cuz the hop hop seller is looking... so actually... nah forget it, i'm embarrassed.]
yeah the hop hop seller was like peeking ever so blatantly. well, jokingly.
*****
not to mention talking about inappropriate stuff in the car, in the presence of my driver. and btw we didn't get anything from today's trip!!!! except a few hair clips, hair bands and guardian stuff. daaaamnnn.
~suze Labels: citraland, craziness, hop hop, pad machine, tri ratna wijaya
