The Story of A Nude Man
Thursday, November 20, 2008 x 12:11 PM
The Story of a Nude Man
by: Marcus & Irene
Made out of randomness + boredom
there once was a man who loved to be nude
he loves nothing but oil crude
he walks through the city all night and day
jumps and skips and hops and say
he asks every single guy and girl for a kiss
and oh boy! what a pretty bliss
he was always dirty always scratched his butt
scratched it off til a little cut
one day he met a girl who caught his eye
a bouquet of roses he wished to buy
so one day he decides to get a job
and met a guy named bob
he said i'll help you with whatever you need
with a little pay for my good little deed
the man whos nude says what is the catch?
he replies this thing of mine will u attach
he says ok sue can you get me flowers
for u i will, in just an hour
he says before you do that may i have an orange
he walked and turned the door hinge
the girl was waiting 4 him
and said hi my name is kim
then he said will you marry me?
she said i do, if only i'm free
then he unlocked the chains to her heart
he thought, "now that's a start"
on her hair he discovered a little fur
then he lifted up her armpits
oh my! it made wanna quit
~ReNez!~Labels: bored, irene, man, marcus, nude, poem, random, story
